We're on the northwest corner of Clark and Oakdale, just across from that swanky Buca Di Beppo joint (shameless plug).

Below are some suggested ways to get to Jakes in a snap. "From now on, you're on your own."

TAKE A BUS:
> Clark Street #22 (pdf bus schedule)
> Broadway #36 (pdf bus schedule)
> Halsted #8 (pdf bus schedule)

If you really don't know how to ride the damn bus routes, do yourself a favor and go to the cta site for the system maps.

TAKE THE EL:
> Red Line – Belmont stop
> Brown Line – Diversey & Wellington stops

TAKE A CAB, LAZY.